Nick

Most amazing person alive. Wears monster condoms on his massive dong. All the ladies are attracted to Nicks and Nick knows it. Some believe he is the secret love child of Chuck Norris. Nick can do everything plus ultra.

Girl 1: hey Nick

Girl 2: hi Nick
Girl 3: Nick please marry me

Nick: maybe sometime later I got to destroy an astroid while riding on a tiger mad of flames.

by Boberthashtag March 19, 2019

Nick

Nick is that one guy who will notice when you are not ok. He will hold your hand at the perfect moment. He will listen to you cry and make you feel better after. He gives the world's best hugs. All in all he is the most amazing guy you will ever meet. He is your best friend, your human diary, your world, your other half, your everything. Nick's are the best.

Hey you know my best friend?
Nick?
Ya. He is the BEST!

by itz_me_bitch June 3, 2019

Nick

one word: specimen

Fuck, that guy's a fucking Nick. I hope he fathers my children

by UltimateDingus June 22, 2018

Nick

The blackest kid ever who has a huge pee pee and you know and he is hot a lifeguard also nick is black.

Hey look at hot nick who is black

by Black nick October 28, 2019

Nick

He's a bagel stealing dick grabber. So if you have a bagel and a dick stay away from Nick.

Boy 1: Yo yo back up Thats a Nick

Boy 2: a what??
Boy 1: A Nick he bout grab yo Dick!!!

by Dirty Zoe October 17, 2019

The St. Nick

On the date of December 23 at midnight you get a ladder and go on top of your best friend's house. You then proceed to throw all of your basement children down your best friend's chimney in a bag. You then go on to jump down the chimney and light the bag on fire. As your best friend and his/her parents come down to see what is happening you see that your best friend's mom is hot. You then put your best friend's mom in a bag and take her to your house. When you get to your house you dress her up in a Santa costume and fuck the shit out of her.

Hey Jerry I'm really pissed you pulled "The St. Nick" on me last night.

by Bot1234198 April 19, 2021

Nicking

Terms are used by someone who really needs a cigarette. Nic short for nicotine.

When a person is in desperate need for a cigarette.

Do you have a cigarette because I am nicking?

by MAC-4CHLIFE May 30, 2018