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Midnight Red

America's boyband, aka the best boyband ever, consisting of 5 talented guys named Colton Rudloff, Joey Diggs Jr, Thomas Augusto, Eric Secharia and Anthony Ladao.
"Who are they?"

"They are Midnight Red! The greatest boyband ever!"
by I.V. December 11, 2013
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Red Velvet

When you eat a girl out, and you do not know until you are done that she was on her period and the bottom half of your face looks like you ate red velvet.
"Hey man so how did it go with your girl last night?" Guy 1

"Awful, i got down on her and i went in for it, but then she told me she felt funny, and apparently she was on her period." Guy 2

"AWWWH YOU ATE RED VELVET AHAHAHAHAHAHHA" Guy 1
by XxEmoxX June 17, 2013
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marlboro reds

One of the better human killer of the recents centuries.
One of the richer industry on earth.
International court is trying to judge marlboro Reds, Adolph Hitler ... for humanity crime
by rubenxela October 25, 2007
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red velvet

When you take a Frosty™ and funnel it into your girlfriend's vagina during menstruation and go to town. This is different than the black forest when one pours a Frosty™ into a sexual partner's orifice.
Dave: Did you go down on your girl last night?
Chad: Hell yeah, I gave Stassi that good good red velvet!
by professorlovecakes September 20, 2015
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red balls

A temperary condition caused by a man doing too much cocaine crack or free baseing cocaine while he is horny (cured by sobering up).
Dan hadnt had sex or whacked off in well over 3 month and when he smoked all that crack cocaine he got red balls before he was about to get laid.
by lmxdurgex August 11, 2009
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red rocket

Known citywide as the Toronto Transit Commission subway (Canada). Red Rocket personafies the 'speedy' subway bearing TTC's red colours.
"How are you getting downtown to the SkyDome?"
"I'm riding the red rocket from my place"
by Andy Jenicek May 19, 2005
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red dragon

while recieving a blowjob,right befor you cum the woman/man karate chops your dick and blood comes out
your dog accidentally gave me a red dragon, but its ok
by David Josh Chino california April 29, 2008
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