walking uncyclopedia

a mentally unstable person who is virtually incapable of detecting BS, pseudo-intellectual, dumb, shit-for-brains

My walking uncyclopedia of a cousin is 14 and is the most misinformed, lazy and arrogant person I know. He believes he's figured out life and knows everything about politics just because he's joined Anynonymous and claims he's redpilled, but moreover he's only a depraved hostile meme with no stamina or life at ALL. That's barely the surface of it.

by PorcupineCanadian January 24, 2019

Walk my cat

An excuse used when you don’t want to tell someone something.

Person 1: stop stalling and tell me
Person 2: Oh um, I have to go walk my cat bye

by your roblox girlfriend January 26, 2019

pre-road-trip walk

A prudent no-financial-cost-to-you "hoofin' it" journey that you take to a certain location prior to driving there in your fuel-sucking auto-bubble, to actually "see for yourself" if whatever conditions/circumstances that someone of questionable integrity told you about really are the case, or if you'd just be going on a wild goose chase and merely consuming your costly gas for nothing.

I always perform a pre-road-trip walk (or I'll bike or hitch-hike or otherwise find a way to travel there "for free") to a stated destination whenever one of da local riff-raff requests me to drive there --- too many times in da past I've merely wasted an hour and used several gallons of expensive gasoline, only to discover that the shallow-minded idiot who'd asked me to "go and help" wasn't even "for real", and so either (1) there was nobody and/or nothing whatsoever at the place I'd been requested to drive to, or (2) someone else entirely --- and who usually was someone whom I had expressly said I would never assist anymore due to his outrageously-inapprorpate treatment of me in the past --- was there to request my help instead of the "promised" more-desirable person or persons, or (3) whoever was there knew nothing about whatever matter that I'd been sent there to act on, and sometimes I even got in trouble for "trespassing" or otherwise "disturbing the peace".

by QuacksO January 31, 2019

Walking The Snake

Metaphor. Similie. The snake is one or several fingers (can include another person's help, toys, etc.). Your fingers explore and slither around your body, finding places to penetrate or just brush past. Let the Snake so it's thing. Pretty soon you'll have an orgasm.

*gets a text*

"Wyd?"

Walking the snake...

"Oh, I wanna see! Is it a rattlesnake? A boa?"

Not that kind of snake.
This snake needs shelter inside a warm, wet, dark environment.

"Oh...?"

Give me a few minutes and I'll show you.

by Athena_17 September 12, 2018

Pig Walk

When someone has to strip naked and put a sock over his penis, then crawls through the hall squealing like a pig.

Wilbur its time for your pig walk.

by hazingislove September 12, 2018

Take a Walk

The act of going out to go smoke some of the Devil's Lettuce.

Aye bro are you coming on the 13th? There's gonna be a taquero so we should Take a Walk before we eat.

by Sandegg September 20, 2018

Ricky walk

How you stroll up on a girl getting ready to hit on her but she 12 and you 33 your ricky walking

The old man had his freak on when he Ricky walked up to the young girl to try and get her digits.

by Ayame Kohi October 6, 2018