Turd boosting

Bobbing fecal matter in and out of the sphincter with out breaking the seal of the rectum ( aka. Turd edgeing)
Calvin enjoys turd boosting while bitchin on the jobsite!
by WynnBros February 01, 2025
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Turd Stan

A woman or man who is an obsessive fan of abuser Amber Heard, to the point of absolutely refusing to believe she can do anything bad or wrong. Even though she is a man & woman beater who was arrested for assaulting her ex gf.
This Turd Stan keeps defending
Amber Heard no matter how many times she admits to hitting Johnny Depp.
by JusticeForAbuseVictims June 27, 2023
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turd flu

slang for a toilet that men (usually teenagers) use for when they masturbate on the toilet.
Jimmy: Yeah I masturbated on the turd flu during gym class
Elijah: Damn Jimmy! You’re insane!
by sebb. November 29, 2017
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Turd Jerker

Any truck used to pump out septic tanks and porta john's.
Hey ,check out the new turd Jerker !! It's got shit and flames painted on it now !!!
by Hurley74 February 26, 2021
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Chicken Turd

My mom won't let me curse you Chicken Turd!!!
by LArryE June 30, 2021
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Knotted Turd

An intestinal condition whereby one cannot shit or has an extremely difficult 12 round fight to relieve oneself of a turd.
Too much dairy can result in a knotted turd.

I just had a knotted turd. I’m pretty sure I may have a prolapse now.
by Dick Onchin November 22, 2022
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Show turd

One whose actions are purely performative and attention seeking and without substance.
While some politicians serve their constituencies, others are merely show turds.
by St.K November 22, 2024
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