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Tea in pp

I'm sorry if you seen this, I'm sorry if you had to imagine that, I'm sorry.

I know it's disgusting as hell, but someone is gonna/will do that kind of stuff and you know it.
Paulin: it's a horrible night
Caresy: what do you mean
Paulin: it's... I wish I could forget about it, in that small alley, that man, that... monster, it haunts me!

Caresy: what happened?

Paulin: I just...I just watched a man putting a tea in pp
Caresy: ...

Paulin: ...

Caresy: do you have it?

Paulin: beside the washing machine
Caresy: thanks.
by Proxley the serwofun caretaker September 5, 2020
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Tea Time

Gossiping during intercourse while you do oral to your partner.
"Hey. I just did Tea Time with Benjamin. So hot."
by Cleetus Chan November 22, 2022
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brother's tea

A revolting experience described as follows.

A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. Yes, the bowl is clogged, but for whatever reason, the situation is unresolved. In short, the bowl is full, but no water spilled out onto the floor to tip you off that there is a situation.

So, said male sits down and, with such innocence, sits down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.

This is brother's tea. It's horrible. And it's real.

You're kind of an eskimo brother with another brother in a way that I can't even describe.
Order brother's tea, at a fine restaurant near you.
by Ae5Ea8 October 20, 2016
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Tea

when one tells a bit of gossip that makes them big mad
Girl: i am bored, spll the tea!
female: ok, karen is havng sex with josh
Karen: -walks in big mad-
by Solar. February 19, 2019
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Tea Towel Method

The usage of a Tea Towel To dry out the recievers anal passage and dry off the givers penis. then perform the act of anal sex without any lubrication.
Tea towel method: Getting a tea towel and drying out the anal passage and penis before anal sex
by Timmy Bean Boy August 26, 2012
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Tea bucket man

It means you are bitch who has no friends and you sell at every thing you do because you like cock and not the roster kind I mean that big juicy fat cock and balls and you just suck as a person
by Yourmom69 June 30, 2022
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passion tea lemonade

Often abbreviated PTL. The official Starbucks drink of bitches. Whether you're a college bitch, a yoga bitch, a basic bitch-- really, any kind of bitch, you'll fuckin love a passion tea lemonade.

Extra points if you order it without sugar.
I'm sooooo drained from yoga, I need an IV fluid of passion tea lemonade, stat.
by collegebitch August 31, 2016
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