rusty brin

—noun
An alcoholic beverage consisting of equal parts swamp water and vodka with a large dash of cinnamon.

"I brought that bucket of swamp water you wanted."
"Good, now we can make Rusty Brins all night."

by PNGuinMan June 10, 2018

Rusty Kazoo

Blowing into a man's asshole while jacking him off, rusty trombone style. A Rusty Gillespie in reverse.

Had a wild night, she started playing my trombone and then gave me a rusty Kazoo.

by Söme Blöke85 October 18, 2021

Rusty ferret

The act of performing anal intercourse and subsequently breaking the anus. During the following commotion the relevant penis is inserted as discreetly as possible into the other partys' mouth.

Carol broke up with Sam yesterday.

Why?

Well he dropped a rusty ferret on her and that's just going too far.
Aaaah duude that's nasty

by Rlwilliamas October 11, 2016

Rusty

A fatneek with hair akin to a mop

Wow a mop must be a rusty

by Fenniqz November 23, 2021

rusty hurdle

When a she-male gives a tony danza to another person

Lady Gaga always gives rusty hurdles when she has sex.

by Teddy Geisel June 13, 2011

dr. rusty’s sore throat salve

Semen

Gary: I have a sore throat.
Dr. Rusty: Do you want to fix it up with some Dr. Rusty’s sore throat salve? It cures what ails you.
Gary: I’m not falling for that again.

by OuiOuiUhhuh October 24, 2017

rusty twister

The rusty twister is when a mans penis is in a girls ass and then she proceeds to take laxatives and spins on the mans wanker while shitting. Usually done by people like Hillary Clinton

Dude did you hear the Jon got a rusty twister last night?

by Cocoforlife November 23, 2016