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roast posting

An Internet webpage or forum created soley for the discussion of Roasts. As this is an incessant need in our modern society.
I could watch The Roast of Bob Seeger...but I'd rather post about roasting Bob's Seeger.
Thanks Roast Posting. :)
by Godkat January 20, 2018
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Roast Whipping Post

For someone to diss you/mock you based on a characteristic of yourself, your personality, clothes etc. in front of a lot of people
Example of a Roast Whipping Post:
Teacher: Ok Class, that's the bell everyone is dismissed. Stacy, please see me after class.
Stacy: Why? Can't get a date for prom?
Teacher: If that was the case I would've asked one of the pretty girls.
Class: DAYUM!!!!
by McQuackez February 8, 2018
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post-fakepillock

When someone posts a definition that seems true by putting truth in their word only to use it as a way to spread lies by not providing any evidence.

Someone who calls anyone an alt-right that do not want to be sold out to globalism.

A hypocrite that demonizes people that support their country by calling them alt-right but then using the term as a way to demonize them.

A normie that uses fake hashtags to increase popularity.

A shill that does not know what alt-right actually means.
"Post-fakepillock: The latest attempt by the alt-right to demonise anybody"
by sjdjsishi May 6, 2018
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Scratching Post

Sex position in which the man enters the woman with her legs on his shoulders while at the same time she scratches his beard.
Caitlin and I totally did the Scratching Post last night. I don't know if the sex or the beard scratches felt better.
by Brclifford January 24, 2017
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sorry for the long post here's a potato

This is what you add to your long post to show that

you really don't give a shit to your reader
you just give one potato.
Bla
Bla
Bla
Bla

sorry for the long post here's a potato
by Halidad January 28, 2017
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Post Horror Cartoons

The only thing you want to watch after a scary horror movie. (e.g. Dora the explorer)
After watching that scary movie last night I binge watched Post Horror Cartoons for the next 4 hours.
by Onlytruefacts1 February 4, 2017
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shit blog post

urban dictionary's way of telling you that you're full of crap and that you don't deserve to have your words published.
To understand what definitions we publish and reject, check out this shit blog post.
Thanks,
Urban Dictionary
by brendon'sbae February 10, 2017
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