Leg Whipper

A human, or group of humans, characterized by groteseque obesity, (so intense that thier skeletal system can barely withstand the onslaught of the calorie induced burden known as fat) who walk by whipping thier legs in short jerky motions, like a penquin or leg amputee.

Plural: Leg Whippers.
Man, i just saw a huge leg whipper at Harvey's the other day.

Karter had better watch out, if he keeps on playing runescape and COD all day his destiny is to be a Leg Whipper
by Suddie Fats September 03, 2010
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texas leg lock

When giving a rim job your partner will rap their legs around you to lock you in
Man Alexis Texas has the nicest ass. I would love her to do a Texas Leg Lock on me
by Gio da PANDA March 22, 2016
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Chair legs

Legs at the bottom of my chair. Also arm rests are just chairs for your arms.
by Xenogenisis February 24, 2020
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one legged hooker

A hooker with only one leg that walks in circles.
Cinnamon is the best one legged hooker in town.
by Lon Grod Von Hugen Dong April 03, 2014
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Sketty Leg

A Cigerette or a joint as in weed or hash. Also a person that walks with a limp or appears to have a rubber leg.
Sketty Leg- SKETTY LEG!!!!!!!...do you see how that guy's walkin...yea he definetly caught a sketty leg or appears to have a bad case of the sketty leg. "Hey..when you fire that sketty leg up...let me get a drag off that skag."
by Soggybottom Sumbitch July 14, 2008
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crapped down our leg

Attempt to do something and fail
Steve Smith said in regard to the Panther's performance today, "We crapped down our leg."
by aginasia November 14, 2011
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