by holidaylove January 8, 2021
Get the Real Magicmug. by sasnfansfas March 22, 2024
Get the Realmug. 
by CynicalWolf September 28, 2019
Get the Real Johnnymug. Real madrid is the only football club in world which is allowed to play with 12 players on the pitch ( Refree)
They are also allowed to score offside goals in champions league night
Don't say messi name infront of real madrid fans
They loose their mind after hearing messi name
They are also allowed to score offside goals in champions league night
Don't say messi name infront of real madrid fans
They loose their mind after hearing messi name
by Unknown_speaker May 4, 2024
Get the Real madridmug. 
Oh? Am I not real people to you? This has always been the dynamic. Noah isn't better than me. I'm not learning anything. You're a piece of shit and your cried like a bitch because you know I'm right. This isn't an argument. It's an execution. And I'd rather die than try and lose to a fucking retard.
Hym "Hey.... Heyheyhey... You don't gotta tell me about real people! I know AAAAALL ABOUT real people. You see, real people say things like 'Fuck your kids. And still my only regret is that I can't kill ALL of them. But that's fine. Whatever percentage of boys will age out of relevance and kill themselves anyway and whatever percentage of girls will do the same. Or they'll kill eachother. And it's so fucking crazy to me that peoples minds just spontaneous malfunction like that it's just so fucking weird that that happens and there's just nothing else going on there AT ALL. It's just their own brains! Nothing outside of their own brains is causing that to happen it's like they live in some kind of solipsistic holodeck and I'm watching from the outside...' Oh. Hey. No. Check your clock."
by Hym Iam June 9, 2025
Get the Real Peoplemug.