spank the monkey

Spank the Monkey is the greatest internet game ever!

Lets play spank the monkey!

by Ryan Ramsey December 18, 2006

The New Monkey

A very bad club, in the shithole that is Sunderland.
A regular chav hangout, buy their tapes from the market for £3.
It should be shut down due to its obvious amounts of drug use and incredibly crap music.

person 1: Do you want to go to the new monkey?

person 2: fuck no, its in sunderland

person 1: oh no, not that shit hole.

by nu-metal lover November 21, 2004

bench monkey

someone who's only pourpose for having a fast computer is to sit around and say "HOLY SHIT I CAN GET 250000 in 3dmark 200x" It makes me sad

alex lawson is a bench monkey

by Jesus January 13, 2004

Monkey Bus

The mini-bus the the window lickers go in everyday. Usually has helpers inside the sit the retards down, they are known as Monkey Guiders.

Another day passes by, as another Monkey Bus rolls past, with dribble hanging out of window.

Hey!!!! If you don't shut your mouth, you'll be riding the Monkey Bus to work!!!

by psyco jello September 12, 2006

penguin monkey

Exactly what David Archuleta looks like.

Hey. Is that a... man, or a... or a penguin monkey???

by JobesJeebs May 27, 2008

shex monkey

a. a random outburst that one may scream if angered, aroused, or in extreme pain

b. a monkey that beyond adorable

-founded by Natalie B.

a. guy kicks friend in the balls -- "SHEX MONKEY!"

b. people visting the congo -- "Aw, look at that little shex monkey!!!"

by Natalie B. May 23, 2006

Goo Monkey

A Asshole on Xbox Live that decides to sale all his shit because he is a dumbass, then buys it back just to one up you all the time in whatever game you are playing.

Dude 1: WTF man how did you get on the leaderboards so high!!! You haven't even had a Xbox for like 5 months!!!
Dude 2: What can I say I guess I just have uber skillz and 1337ness.
Dude 1: No your just a fuckin Goo Monkey thats all!!!
Dude 2: Take that back mother fucker NOW!!!!!!

by Black Op August 27, 2009