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don't touch my pizza

This is how it happened.

This is how TikTok went off the deep end.
was that "don't touch my pizza" song so bad it instantly made all tiktokers even more retarded than previously or something
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Pesto Pizza lovers

One big black monkey said "I want Pesto Pizza lovers" monkey 2 said fuck off black guy
by Bigger Black Monkey March 31, 2025
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Pizza Nightlight

A lesbian sexual position involving two ex-softball players and a baseball bat—preferably wooden and not used since regionals. One partner lies back with legs in a wide V (think pizza slice), while the other delivers a deep-dish experience using the bat (with appropriate protection and consent). The name comes from the warm glow that fills the room after, when both women cuddle under a pizza blanket watching A League of Their Own.
Erica hadn’t played second base since high school, but when Jess said she missed “the old team spirit,” one Pizza Nightlight later and Erica was rounding home in record time.
by Definitely Not Rick April 2, 2025
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rotten pizza

Uncool. Sucks. Bad. Boring. Laaaaaame. The opposite is “fresh pizza”.
That’s rotten pizza. He’s so rotten pizza. Rotten pizza, dude. Rotten pizza vibes.
by Rotten pizza April 13, 2025
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fresh pizza

Cool. Nice. Awesome. The stuff. Opposite of rotten pizza.
This is totally fresh pizza. He’s fresh pizza. That’s fresh pizza. Fresh pizza, dude.
by Rotten pizza April 13, 2025
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Pizza Eater

a pedophile, the name comes from the most common abbreviation for csam content (CP) shares the same abbreviation as cheese pizza, as such, a pedophile consumes "CP", making them a pizza eater
by Evono April 16, 2025
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