Nissan Nick is one of a kind. He is smart, funny and seriously hot. Everything he does is holy and he was blessed by baby Jesus himself. Nissan Nick adored and simped for by every girl in the world. He is said to be the most chad person ever, renowned by anyone with common sense.
He treats his love like the only girl ever, and she treats him the same. Nissan Nick is everybody's favorite. His very existence is a gift to all.
He is truly the only real GOAT.
He treats his love like the only girl ever, and she treats him the same. Nissan Nick is everybody's favorite. His very existence is a gift to all.
He is truly the only real GOAT.
by nobodycares456 April 07, 2022
Is that old saint nick
by Illeb December 22, 2021
by Fr33babyd December 07, 2015
A big, bald, creepy man that likes to slap the heads of others until they go bald just like him because he is jealous of their hair. He isolates himself inside his church until unsuspecting victims fall into his trap were he slaps the shit out of their head until they are nothing but a cowering bald mess.
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by thickbugatti365#0766 discord October 30, 2020
Someone who is rude to women, he decides it is best to date someone for a short amount of time and then get bored and date someone else, he enjoys flirting with girls to make them like him so that he can have his backups when he is ready for a new girlfriend.
Girl: "I think I like Nick Cook"
Other girl: "dont fall for him he'll break you"
Girl: "what do you mean?"
Other girl: " *explains what happened to her*
Other girl: "dont fall for him he'll break you"
Girl: "what do you mean?"
Other girl: " *explains what happened to her*
by DogsRule27 August 28, 2020
Tom: Alex, do you know what movies Nick Heppenschmidt starred in?
Alex: Who the heck is Nick Heppenschmidt?
Alex: Who the heck is Nick Heppenschmidt?
by EccentricCookie123 August 01, 2022