Emily Pickles

Emily (noun.) usually pronounced “puh-ding”.

Emily, more commonly referred to as pudding, is a big strong girl who can take on the world! She’s hardworking and dedicated to her career in pot wash, but is a dab hand at Roblox!

Emily sometimes puts on a front, pretending she’s okay, but in reality she’s probably suffering from chronic stummy ache.

Emily’s weakness is the backseat of a taxi, and you don’t want to know what she gets up to back there…

“Damn, what’s that smell”

“It smells like sharts”

“Yeah, it smells like emily pickles”

by puddingpie69 November 28, 2022

Pickled penis

1,when a guy fucks a girl with an STD and his dick now smells like rotting pussy

2,when a guy has an STD and his dick just stinks or has that vinegary B.O. smell

Person 1, bro my dick smells so bad I hate it
Person 2, yeah bro I told you that hoe would give you a pickled penis, should of used a condom

by Thetallonewithlonghair August 9, 2023

im a pickle

Saying that your a pickle means tha- CRUNCH- my friend just ate your head off. (And your cousin is a cucumber, it’s complicated)

Im a pickle and I have no head

by Dakota-AnimeLemonz-sky June 10, 2020

pickle therapy

getting dick when ur sad asf

hey bro im sad
maybe u should try some pickle therapy

by anonymous January 7, 2021

Butt Pickle

heheheheh butt pickle.

"hehhehehe butt pickle"
"hehehheheheheh butt pickle."

by ./fasbit February 28, 2023

Maureen Pickles

Maureen Pickles was the foremost childrens author of the 2000's, critically acclaimed for her Penelope Series. However, she lost her credibility, due to the feline novel "Penelope and The Pussy" after concerned parents burnt down her house in outrage.

"Oh, you heard about that perverted old writer woman?"
"That was Maureen Pickles, dear"

by tehiro September 23, 2009

Pickle capper

Somebody lying but also knows the truth in they are saying

Youre being a pickle capper, you know your toe touch was horrible

by Aryndapc September 18, 2019