French Puzzle

When two lesbians french kiss with they're vaginas. Also scissoring.

Linda and Sue were caught in a french puzzle by they're nosey neighbor tom.

by Mbones December 8, 2018

Entertaining French

Pretending what someone else says make sens in order to be nice to them.

„You keep entertaining French with me but I do think I have a mental illness“

by FaBeanHa June 7, 2024

French

A slur.

Also known as the worst language on planet Earth.
A word to call someone from France.

Ew, that person is French.

by Hozedron May 9, 2024

French pull start

The act of forcibly inserting anal beads into your peepee hole and proceeding to rip it out from your butt at a high speed.

I once did a French Pull start t train myself for kidney stones.

by Fatfruitcake March 6, 2023

french jousting

when a man is across the room from another man and they run at each other in full pace and collide penis first in the ways of jousting

chad kroeger is the epitome of a french jousting high champion what a douche

by jren December 15, 2012

French intersubjection

The conflation between the simple future tense and the present continuous tense in the French language.

(The functive (verbal) structure of the French language indicates that the future is already present).

In French intersubjection the phrase "am doing" has the same function as "will do" implying that will is a function rather than an action.

Ie. the future is extant (block time phenology).

by tomorrowtomorrow January 7, 2019

Pink French Fry

A small soft skinny penis

“We went to hook up but he had a pink French fry so I got up and walked out”

by Anon355 November 5, 2019