the horses are asleep

turning up too early for something.

I turned up to work but the horses are asleep.

by ileaps November 03, 2023

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Wheel horse

A wheel horse

Girl: hey guy
Guy: what?
Girl: wheel horse
Guy: ok

by WheelHorse July 29, 2021

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Decapitated Golden Horse

After thoroughly beaten, the partner takes the other's cock and whacks it against a wooden cart until he sings for Gelderland.

-OR-

When you “finish jousting” and Heath Ledger walks in.

I'd be happy if she handled my cock like that decapitated golden horse

by NickLightning March 25, 2023

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When you're on a horse

When you're on a horse.

Luke: When you're on a horse.
Alex: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

by oligma February 04, 2022

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horse knees

When someone has long, skinny legs and a big ole kneecap that looks awkward and disproportionate. Typically seen in adolescents and preteens but may persist into adulthood in select cases.

Damn, looks at that girl’s horse knees! Lol!

by ColonelDickChee February 09, 2018

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