Scummy fog hat

A Sweaty hat that your friend shit in and blew a cloud of vape in

Remember when you’re homie put on my scummy fog hat!?

by Spoogs August 30, 2018

Hard Hat

A hard hat is the hard tip of a turd that is difficult to pass through the rectum. It is usually followed by super soft serve poop, or diarrhea.

Whew! That was one super tough hard hat! Glad I got that one out!

by Gnat Masterson January 23, 2023

Pussy Hat

Pink knitted hat with two ears sticking out the top on either side

Popular in the mid-2010's and worn mostly by female moonbat activists at political rallies as a symbol of defiance to the patriarchy and to various other imagined oppressive right wing social policies and organizations

*singing* What's new, Pussy Hat? Whoa whoa whoa! What's new, Pussy Hat? Whoa whoa whoa wo!

by thurb April 28, 2024

Go to the hat parlor

Going to the store to buy condoms

After last week i need to go to the hat parlor

by con4man October 22, 2009

Anita's - Big hat syndrome

A syndrome where you get your head turned into a hat and forced to apply by laws from Zendaya

Oh no they have Anita's - big hat syndrome!

by Ted_bomb May 3, 2025

hat on brocoli kid

edit my insta

hat on brocoli kid is better than little gum boy

by imbetterthanyousooooosuckit December 9, 2021

Lying Hat

A hat that is not truly a hat, it is actually a wide mohawk.

Brian was wearing a Lying Hat last Tuesday.

by ADGPlayz64 August 6, 2021