Golden cunt

someone that reputably and consistently brings to light the negative byproducts of a situation without any constructive intentions. Just to be a useless condescending ass( even if unintentional ).

Steven: hey jack long time no see!

Jack: hey Steve! I heard you finally tied the knot was Susan.

Steven: yeah I'm really looking forward to it!

Jack: I just can't believe you went through with it.. inheriting all that debt.

steven: you know jack? You're a real golden cunt

by Ying7Yang6 October 9, 2016

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Godtease

It's kind of like a Dick tease but instead its God Teasing/tempting you with something that you know you really want to do but can't, for one reason or another.

Ex: "Damn I have enough money to buy a ton of dank weed, but with my nice professional job I can't. Man this is such a Godtease."

by Pro64 September 11, 2016

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Golden Valley

Noun. When you surprise pee on someone while they're settling in for an evening bath. Bonus points if you aim for rubber duckies

My metro room mate was taking a bath, sipping on white wine, so I whipped out my one-eyed willy and turned that tub into a Golden Valley.

by BedBath&Beyonce August 15, 2016

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Golden Wheel

The golden wheel is a 'two wheel' bike with no seat and has just the rod. The bike can be ridden by both sexes which in return offers a discrete pleasurable experience. Generally ridden by men.

"You weren't afraid to get that girls number, I saw you pull up to the bar on your golden wheel."

by Nude Rubix June 28, 2016

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