someone that reputably and consistently brings to light the negative byproducts of a situation without any constructive intentions. Just to be a useless condescending ass( even if unintentional ).
Steven: hey jack long time no see!
Jack: hey Steve! I heard you finally tied the knot was Susan.
Steven: yeah I'm really looking forward to it!
Jack: I just can't believe you went through with it.. inheriting all that debt.
steven: you know jack? You're a real golden cunt
Jack: hey Steve! I heard you finally tied the knot was Susan.
Steven: yeah I'm really looking forward to it!
Jack: I just can't believe you went through with it.. inheriting all that debt.
steven: you know jack? You're a real golden cunt
by Ying7Yang6 October 9, 2016
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Ex: "Damn I have enough money to buy a ton of dank weed, but with my nice professional job I can't. Man this is such a Godtease."
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