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Five twelve

The epitome of perfection... in every way..
He was five twelve and perfect
by Dayzee dream 13 May 24, 2025
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Five twelve

A measurement of a man's stature.. but not to be confused with height. 512 although also a number is more than a number is a way of life. The epitome of perfection because he's the height of heros, kings and gangsters. Not to be confused with 6ft. 5 12 is on another level and is reserved for only the sexiest of the sexy. The handsome and those with the extra..
He was five twelve and that was all anyone ever needed to know
I didn't choose five twelve, five twelve chose me..
by Dayzee dream 13 May 24, 2025
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Five-time Namazi Syndrome

When one begins confusing the whispers of Shaytaan for a special form of hidayah.
"Omar lost his wallet"
Person with five-time Namazi Syndrome: Oh that's terrible (definitely punishment for all the wrong he's been doing, me I can see whats inside people's hearts)
by Probably_Waseem May 24, 2025
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Five minutes and five brains late

Definition:
Used to describe someone who is not only physically late but also mentally slow to catch up or understand what’s going on. They miss the moment and the point.
Friend 1: “Did you see Josh just asked what the assignment is? We turned it in yesterday.”
Friend 2: “Yeah, man’s five minutes and five brains late.”
by MJ cool June 9, 2025
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habanero high five

When you slam dunk the puss after cutting habanero peppers and it makes the lips sweat.
“He gave me a habanero high five and I haven’t been able to walk right since”
by ShellyD June 30, 2023
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Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

Find a side that's brighter than bad
Stick it out but never get mad
No control, no plans
Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

It never gives, not what you want
Falling short just defining my sort
Scared to fail, scared of success
Never take less
Is this really what you want?
Don't aim too high or they'll cut you right back
Feel like ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

Keep them dumb, keep them numb, keep them ripped
Paid the money then they syphon the slip
Think you're flying but they're bluffing the hand
An empty promise from a selfish brat

Every lesson that's ever been taught
Never learn comes undone just as quick its learnt
Told to trust, surrounded by a system of fraud
Doused in gas, set on fire now watch me burn
by V8sforlife July 31, 2023
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five footer

Something that looks good from 5 feet away, but up close is not real good.
That car is a five footer.
by Pops Fereal August 2, 2023
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