The Whole Cracker Barrel

When someone is such a cracker, that they cannot just be called a cracker. This term can only be used to describe the pastiest of the pasty, the dumbest of the dumb, the blondest of the blond, and the people who spend 10 hours a day on TikTok.

Person 1: Damn, check out this new TikTok challenge

Person 2: Nah get the fuck out my house, you ain't the cracker you the whole cracker barrel.

by fishpickles May 2, 2022

unsalted saltine crackers

Saltine crackers without salt that only my grandma buys

Friend 1: hey can you pick up something for me at the store
Friend 2: ok what is it
Friend 1: some unsalted saltine crackers
Friend 2: how much have weed have you shoved up your asshole tonight for you to think that's a good investment

by xruser May 19, 2022

Egg Sandwich at Cracker Barrel

when a twink lets two men dominate him from the mouth and rear in a cracker barrel bathroom.

I had an egg sandwich at Cracker Barrel

by gabe atol May 21, 2022

banana fudge and crackers

Well to make it plain and simple no one knows what this entity is but eating this sad combination will make you sad but don’t worry it’s temporary… kind of. You see it’s addictive mixture makes you feel addicted to this substance and trust me a lot of research have done research but they are now addicted to the combination.

Jimmy bill Bob: HE YOU WANT TO EAT BANANA FUDGE AND CRACKERS

Devin: no I am already addicted to lean

by TOTALLYREALRESEARCHER December 30, 2022

Ritz Savory Cracker

A cracker with cheese

A spin-off of Fitz Avery Vacker

I love Ritz Savory Crackers, they are so cheesy.

by DoctorDum42 January 16, 2023

Cheese and Crackers

When you butt fuck a white bitch in a tub of melted processed cheese.

Person 1: man I just butt fucked this white bitch in a tub of melted processed cheese.
Person 2: damn a Cheese and Crackers I did that last week

by Heavy Burden May 5, 2023

Bitch eating crackers

A bitch eating crackers is someone (male or female(but usually female)) who no matter what they do like eating crackers pisses you off. Usually has a low IQ or intelligence. Other versions of the phrase include Bitch eating chicken.

Person 1: Hey what's that girl's name over there?
Person 2: doesn't matter bro, you don't want that. She's a dumb bitch eating crackers

by CaptainVinno May 13, 2023