Clown Pog

Clown Pog refers to a popular horror movie icon named Pennywise opening his mouth wide like the pogchamp emote on Twitch.
by CLOWN POG November 30, 2020
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Humorous term to refer to da one-to-ten-second "allowance-window" for performing goofy antics dat is implied to be granted to you as a "reward" or "consolation" if a certain type of minorly-distressing event unexpectedly befalls you, such as if you get accidentally bonked on da head with a rake-handle or 2X4, and thus you are "permitted" to make a huge buffoonish show of wobblingly staggering about for a moment or two, as if you've been knocked partially unconscious.
Another type of momentary clowning-around license might be if there is a sudden loud noise nearby dat presumably would allow you to raucously respond in kind --- for example, if a passing car toots its horn for no apparent reason, you then briefly have "implied permission" to shut your eyes tightly and bellow, "HAWNK!!" in "reply" to said unexpected auditory interruption.
by QuacksO December 19, 2022
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clowns

esmeralda and ignacio are the worlds biggest clowns.
by what shoes she got on October 4, 2020
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clown

an absolute fool who cant take a joke and is just absolutely ridiculous
-Gray: dude look at what Nate said to me
-Corey: what a CLOWN
-Gray: this man really said clown noises huh
by graygraysxn November 3, 2019
mugGet the clownmug.

Clown

Someone who goes mining for funds and proceeds to lose their tracks and their train of thought
“Yo you see that dude who got lose in his own cave?”

What a Clown!”
by Extrafeta23 March 20, 2023
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clown

not a clown as in pennywise, but a person doing something stupid and everyone knows it but does it anyway and they may or may not know that it’s stupid
guy: imma text her again
guy 2: aren’t you still on delivered for like a day
guy: yeah
guy 2: ur such a clown
by tessa.baibe February 22, 2020
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retired clown

Somebody who can’t take a joke.

Also known as the average Twitter person
person1: why did the chicken cross the road
Person2: THATS SPECIESISM THAT’S NOT ALOUDED!
Person1: oh look, a retired clown
mugGet the retired clownmug.

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