Dance Brain 

When a dancer comes back from a practice and still had a pound of homework to do at like midnight, and their brain feels like it’s melting. You can’t really function and your eyelids feel like your eyes are weightlifting.

Mrs. Smith, I was not able to complete my homework because I had a huge dance brain.

Dance Brain by EyeWeightifting June 6, 2018

right-brain luring 

The government deluding the left-side of your brain to make less logical decisions.

The government was right-brain luring in the South and the schools had lower education scores because of that.

right-brain luring by Coop Dupe June 15, 2018

Dead Brain 

When you put dumb weight in your body and your brain shuts down.

Did you know 30%fat or more is called Dead Brain?

Dead Brain by Everyone Us September 4, 2018

scattered brain 

"'(FLAKE)'".

Scattered brain!

scattered brain by Jetnosfreak September 7, 2018

My brain had an abortion

It's when you're about to to have a Thought Baby, but lose it.

A: "I almost had it but then my brain had an abortion."
B: "what?"
A: "I was about to have a Thought Baby, but then my brain had an abortion
B: "Ahh, I see. I hate when that happens"

My brain had an abortion by Sloth Lord July 29, 2018

sushi brain 

Similar symptoms to being drunk and obnoxious. Sushi brain is a condition caused by eating excessive amounts of sushi in one sitting (especially rolls).

Once sushi brain develops, you speak much louder than you realize, start saying stupid shit, and laugh at things that aren't even remotely funny.

The sushi restaurant had to cut off Devin and Cecil once they got sushi brain after the big order.

sushi brain by Douggle0777 October 13, 2018

Juul Brain 

When you have way too much nicotine in your system.

Person one: Damn man, Andrew hit 8 juuls at once! Now he has Juul Brain.

Person two: holy shit, he's a god.

Juul Brain by TheCyptidFiend October 26, 2018