when your drinking at booty's house and you get drunk off 2 weierbacher and your friends are making fun of you but you swear to them that you had more then 2 beers, you also get a half chub when a small skinny ass girl rubs against you.
what are you talking about?if you play edward 40 hands youll be lit for a week you 2 beer half chub queer.
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The overall premise is that the group will either drink 1 round of beers, partake in 1 lap dance per individual, or spend 1 hour overall before the group is "supposed" to go home. Whichever event occurs first is what is "supposed" to force the group to go home.
After 2 hours of drinking at the bar...
The overall premise is that the group will either drink 1 round of beers, partake in 1 lap dance per individual, or spend 1 hour overall before the group is "supposed" to go home. Whichever event occurs first is what is "supposed" to force the group to go home.
After 2 hours of drinking at the bar...
Reynold: "I'm feeling pretty good. Let's go to a strip club."
John: "I don't know. I'm exhausted and I have to go to work early in the morning."
Reynold: "We'll only do 'One beer, one dance, one hour.' and then go home."
John: "Alright. If we do that, then let's go."
7 beers, 4 lap dances, and 3 hours later...
John: "We really have to stop saying that we are only going to do 'One beer, one dance, one hour.' We are literally incapable of doing t
John: "I don't know. I'm exhausted and I have to go to work early in the morning."
Reynold: "We'll only do 'One beer, one dance, one hour.' and then go home."
John: "Alright. If we do that, then let's go."
7 beers, 4 lap dances, and 3 hours later...
John: "We really have to stop saying that we are only going to do 'One beer, one dance, one hour.' We are literally incapable of doing t
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