Christian

Legendary, awesome person. Cool, funny, attractive, nice, smart, fast, strong. Its the definition of a perfect person.

"I met the perfect man!"

"Christian?"

"Of course! Who else?!"

"You are blessed

by 1 inch punisher January 19, 2017

Christian

He is the best boyfriend you will ever have he's sweet kind and cute and is super silly but he treats his girlfriends right and loves them every much and will never look at another girl while dating you he's super handsome and no one will replace him he likes girls with brown and hair and that is super funny and sweet he likes the girls with dog names like Lucy Sophie Nicole Bella ect you should never leave him bc he's the best and so handsome watch out for the Christian's they will make you fall in love with them super quick and you can't get enough

That boy is so Christian

by Rachel June 26, 2018

Christian

A hateful asshole who think they're superior to literally anyone else on this entire planet because of their mental illness, aka their religion. They can also get offended by literally anything, such as a little boy playing with a doll or a little girl playing soccer

Example 1:

Christian person: **yapping about Jesus in a conversation that has nothing to do with that**

Non-Christian person: is it possible to have a normal conversation with you? Oh who am i kidding? The answer is obviously no!

Example 2:

LGBTphobic Christian: your disgusting community stole the rainbow from us!

Gay man: didn't you guys steal the plus symbol from math?

Example 3:

Christian spammer: Hi guys, i came to spread the gospel, blah blah blah

Casual Youtuber: not again... I'm so tired of getting these comments

Example 4:

Young boy: **pointing at a Barbie in a store shelf** i want this one!

Mom: sure sweetie!

Christian Karen: hey, you shouldn't be getting that for your son! Do you want him to go to hell?

Mom: hell isn't real, miss. Cmon son, let's go pay for your new doll

Example 5:

Young girl: hey mom, can i play soccer with my friends from school at the park today?

Christian mom: no, because that's for boys only! If a girl does boy stuff, she goes to hell! You don't want that, do you?

Young girl:

Example 6 (final example):

Doctor: congrats ma'am, your baby is intersex! What would you like to name them?

Christian mom: NO! I refuse to name that demon! God only made man and woman!

Doctor: Fine, i'll take your baby in and raise them myself!

Christian mom: good! Get that vile abomination away from me!

by CupcakkeFanboyLolololololol May 11, 2025

Heartland Christian School

Heartland Christian School is a very gay school with gay children

“Have you guys seen the kids at Heartland Christian School?Those kids are very gay”

by zeethegod December 18, 2021

christian

christian is the most caring person you could ever meet. he will always make sure you're comfortable and safe with him. he's the meaning of perfect, you can hardly find flaws in him. he will always be there for you and make sure you're alright. he will make sure to help you whenever you're struggling. christian always comes up with the cutest nicknames for other people. he's really easy to talk to and is really honest. at the end of the day he will always be the sweetest person you'll ever meet. <3

"you know the known christian guy?"
"the one who's always handsome?"
"yep, him"

by eajjae January 16, 2022

Christian

Christian is a big back b!tch who judges other peoples burgers 🙄

Big back - someone who is perceived as overweight or who eats a lot of food.

Christian - big back b!tch

by Jx.lxnx07 July 30, 2025

Christian baby

A Christian baby (named after a genre of quora questions) is a hypothetical where the scenario described is made such that the only good outcome is predetermined by the asker (i.e. converting to christianity)

P1: if hitler was trapped in a building with one thousand orphans and the only way to save the orphans was to save hitler would you save him?
P2: that is such a christian baby

by Gummy34 January 5, 2024