dookie balls

the state of having your testicles covered in fecal matter, usually after inserting them into another persons rectum. Often associated with the act of sack stuffing.

Brett had dookie balls after cramming his hairy balls into Annie's steamy cornhole.

by Anita Kunttawash September 25, 2003

balls dropped

a teenager usulally one that has hit puberty

Ex: 8 year old kid- HI GUYS
16 year old- kid have your balls dropped yet

8 year old kid- HI GUYS
16 year old- kid have your balls dropped yet

by Max Hess October 28, 2007

ball cocker

a term mistakenly used by a person trying to cover up the work cock blocker when litte kids are near.

kyasia was with her friends running home after meeting guy.

" madeline, your such a cock blocker"
" shut up kyasia , there is a little kid around"
"sorry , i mean ball cocker."

by jnastyx3 February 8, 2010

Ball-Garious

When life and everything in it just isn't working out right, or is going wrong.... When weird shit happens

" Man, Terry drank like 4 shots and was ruined in like 15 minutes.. He was being pure ball-garious"

"Fuck I was walkin on the side walk and stubbed my foot and almost fell, it was so ball-garious."

by Boiv16 July 12, 2009

Boxers Balls

When your ballsack is tangled in your boxers. Feels like they're in a chokehold every time you move your legs. Happens in sports or when your balls are sweaty. Also can happen when your boxers are to small.

I had to go to the bathroom to fix my killer boxers balls.

by tman1124 April 13, 2010

parched as balls

when you're so thirsty all you can think about is balls.

During half time of my soccer game, my grandma asked me if I wanted a gatorade. I said "Well obviously. Can't you tell I'm parched as balls?"

by coley and kwa April 19, 2010

Ball Lightning

When one gets tazered in the groin

That jackass security guard gave the guys junk a case of ball lightning with his tazer

by jdbombassmofo December 3, 2010