Jake

Jake is a kind and loving person who will never leave you if he ever came into your life. He is always be nice but does have an angry side.

Oh look, here comes Jake

by Bootyboi123 November 21, 2021

Jake

a fully sick cunt with a massive horse cock who also is super attractive and pulls bitches like a magnet on crack.

i tried to suck Jakes dick but it didn't fit in my mouth

by Jake_semen27 November 22, 2021

Gouge out Jake's Eyes Day

Gouge out Char's Eyes Day is during the entirety of November 27th in which you can jab out a person named Jake's eyes with any tool of your choosing.

Person 1: "hey did you know Gouge out Jake's Eyes Day is tomorrow"
Person 2 (named jake): "you cant be serious thats from urban dictionary"
Person 1: "too late i already have a rusty screwdriver ready"

by appewy November 25, 2021

Jake

Small pp and talks to much extremely illiterate and smells funky

Jake smells funky

by Eggrollgummybear November 28, 2021

Jake

That one kid in school who always has to go to the dentist because he has rotten teeth

Ewwwww have u seen Jake’s teeth

by Henry kid November 29, 2021

Jake

Although he may legally be an adult Jake probably acts more like a child.

Someone who probably plays NAIA football at a small Catholic institution and uses pizza rolls in exchange for sex.

He is a bitch.

Probably an only child based on the way he treats women.

Disloyal to America and sides with Britain.

Jake, another word for a man who is immature and is a misogynistic individual.

by mommymilkers88 November 29, 2021

jake foye

Bro gets 0 pussy

Jake foye always cares abt women but never get them

by D1cklpver November 29, 2021