Ugly ass skinny bitch ass. That listens to geometry dash for fun and can't afford decent headphones. Somehow has decent friends due to disabilities.
by Tobias Babu April 8, 2019
Get the Jake Caruauamug. this guy jake is the kinda guy to be like super nice and kind and nice and has loads of cash in this cargo pantaloons.
he's also very secretive but also kinda short? anyways, he's like a good guy and kinda baller and maybe even a lil bit prepossessing. he's also incredibly scared of people, confrontation, and the mailman. he's also missing a toe. :( (this is where you feel bad).
um uuhhh uuhhhh ugh hmnm mmmmmm m he auhm uhm mm oohh yuuuhhh he good fella : )
also sexy
he's also very secretive but also kinda short? anyways, he's like a good guy and kinda baller and maybe even a lil bit prepossessing. he's also incredibly scared of people, confrontation, and the mailman. he's also missing a toe. :( (this is where you feel bad).
um uuhhh uuhhhh ugh hmnm mmmmmm m he auhm uhm mm oohh yuuuhhh he good fella : )
also sexy
"ooohh baby, i need a lot of alcohol because i am of age citzen man"
and thats like "what the heck you are actually five years old"
and then the guy jake will be like "oh yeahg well i hate you AND your guts smile."
but then you think about it, and your like, "damn, i kinda want this guy to make out with me very passionately due to this very strong tongue that resides within his mouth."
and thats like "what the heck you are actually five years old"
and then the guy jake will be like "oh yeahg well i hate you AND your guts smile."
but then you think about it, and your like, "damn, i kinda want this guy to make out with me very passionately due to this very strong tongue that resides within his mouth."
by bill keefer May 9, 2022
Get the jakemug. by Girlboss4252 April 20, 2018
Get the Jake paulmug. 
Get the Jakemug. If your name is Jake, you are in need of IMMEDIATE mental help. Besides that, he can be a good friend and always know how to make you laugh. He can be supportive but sometimes he takes his jokes a little far. He is basically bones, twig-like arms and a pale-ish complexion.There's never a dull moment with a Jake.
by HEEEEEEEEEheeeeeeeeeee October 7, 2020
Get the Jakemug. person a: “i just got diagnosed with cancer.”
person b: “i just watched jake paul #SUCHAJAKEPAULERXDXDXD”
person c: is there a difference?
person b: “i just watched jake paul #SUCHAJAKEPAULERXDXDXD”
person c: is there a difference?
by addictwithacat November 8, 2018
Get the jake paulmug. hes a fucking prick who cant get a girl cuz hes too busy hating on fans and saying they are pussys and hoes
by cobi smith June 3, 2018
Get the Jake paulmug.