Brown's Law

The practice or idea that most things in life can be improved by owning two of the same item, but on opposite sides of the spectrum of it's intended purpose. This allows you to enjoy the benefits of both extremes on either end without compromise.

-Brown's Law of transportion:
Sports car + Economy car

-Brown's Law of computers:
Gaming desktop + cheap laptop

by MRB703 April 15, 2024

Tobys Law

When you fuck up so bad you profit from it.

Jon Destroyed and $81,000 truck destroyed and $81,000 truck and got a raise from it.

Fred: That’s some Tobys Law shit right there.

by IamVGamer September 4, 2020

charles' law

Charles' law is the process of manipulating a woman using Okafor's law, as she believes she's the exception to the law, so she would then end up sleeping with the given man and not return, but not realize she simply gave him what he wanted.

"Steven, how'd you get that Jessica babe to sleep with you?"
"Ahn ahn, easy something. I just used charles' law by bragging about Okafor's law near her, and she came to my room that night!"

by 21stcenturyShakespeare February 25, 2024

Law

Females are now saying once again the law is not on their side. In reality, the law is not on anyone's side, including Bill Cosby's, any more than the media is. Instead of being with the rest of the human race, it still seems like females still expect to be treated differently than the rest of the human race, that the law should be on their side, and that it would be right if it was. They are special because males don't have babies.

The law is not on your side, and nowadays, with the Derek Chauvin trial, the law is not even on their own side any more. Kind of like criminals are not on each other's side, there is no honor amongst thieves either. All these groups are just people like everyone else, no group above the other, or the law.

by The Original Agahnim June 30, 2021

Reverse Godwin's Law

Go straight to Hitler.

Assertion: vegetarianism is the best.
Reverse Godwin's Law response: Hitler was a vegetarian allegedly.

Assertion: Biden/Trump love sweets (which must be good).
Reverse Godwin's Law response: Hitler loved sweets according to Volker Ullrich

by TownWombat April 22, 2024

Law of Catro

If catro20 states, says or questions anything, the exact opposite (both in action and reaction) will happen.

-He said it, and the exact opposite happened!
-That is the Law of Catro in action.

by catro20 July 15, 2018

Law Entailer

Entailer (law) : noun. One who executes an entail; one who limits the inheritance descent of his property to a particular heir or series of heirs.

'Remember Jake and Taylar?'

says Loren Taylor.

"Y'know? Law Entailer.'

"oh yup. Hard, my G'

by Jéan Delacantré April 6, 2024