When someone's is drinking way to fast and is well on their way to getting absolutely tossed.
Note: The train usually stops at Hogwarts but people who show up late to the party have to make up for lost time so they take the express train
Note: The train usually stops at Hogwarts but people who show up late to the party have to make up for lost time so they take the express train
Aleksander: "Dude, wheres Sam??? "
Oliver: "Oh haha he's on the express train to Narnia right about now"
Oliver: "Oh haha he's on the express train to Narnia right about now"
by futurejudgefudge February 12, 2019

When you are standing in line for a ride at Shanghai Disneyland and it is so packed and crowded that someone accidentally sticks a finger right in your butthole.
Peter was excited to go the crowded party until he got a Shanghai Mine Train in the hallway and didn’t know who did it.
by Stinky Pinky Do May 4, 2022
