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toe on head

It is similar to shoe on head internet slang.
putting righ or left or both legs on back of the head infront of the webcam
- (guy) toe on head!
- (girl (she's trying to do it )

- (alot of guys on the chat room)
woow nice camel toe, oh yeah spread your legs, fap fap fap,
amazind pink cunt, oh yeah girl go on!....
by press1forboobs September 25, 2011
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Shag your left toe

The phrase "shag your left toe" originates from modern day england. This phrase is normally used by fuckwits who think they can stick their dick in the most irrelevant parts of your body.

This Phrase has no meening, as it is just and irrelvant comment.
"Oi, shut up, or i'll give you a cheeky headbutt and i'll shag your left toe"
by ICantTellYouWordsAndShiz December 17, 2019
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Dirty Toes

A man that had sex outdoors, that's why the front of his shoes are dirty. You can tell he isnt a homeless bum,and he wasn't alone because his shirt is clean.
dirty toes knows dirty hos
by byeb August 20, 2021
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Toe nibbler

Someone that that has been in downward dog before and is addicted toe nibbling toes
John was a real toe nibbler last night
by Toe eliminatior February 20, 2022
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Measuring my big toe

t is a secretive way of saying masturbating aka. fapping, beating the meat, fapulishus.
It is comonly used by a group of men when a rare female is present, to not scare the rear specimen away.
Even though it might be little weird or suspicious it is clearly more safe and unnoticeable way of allerting your fellow dudes to not disturb or help you cover up.
When you use it in a sentence you will most likely bend it, in the usage they only bend the "measuring"; i measured, we are measuring, they measured, i am going to measure.
"Ey bro i gotta go and measure my big toe, be right back."
"Keep Stacy entertained i have to measuring my big toe."
"Ey Jackson i just spotted Ben and Charles, looks like they are measuring their big toes"
by CleverViking March 3, 2017
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Timmy tabby toes

someone who is super cute and silly

it originates from a REALLY cute cat called Timmy tabby toes on the rspca website ( go adopt him he's so cute )
your so timmy tabby toes
by kaislistions February 18, 2025
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Toe feltbeat

A hot dominating specimen that will surely nearly make you blind with the hotness. It is the original member of the toeations and the first thing to ever step foot on this planet. It may also go by ‘Tom felton’
by Toestle June 9, 2022
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