horse puck

Is when you have a fucking chode thats thicker than the taint your fucking so your just ramming it against the vagina

Dude i had to make a horse puck last night

by Daddy trump November 05, 2017

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horse ankles

when your ankles are crackly as fuck

"dude listen to those ankles crackalackin youve got some damn horse ankles on them feet

by cirava riot hiveswap hermod February 19, 2021

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Red Horsing

Red Horsing is the ability to show utter contempt for the institution that you work for by leathering 6-10 cans of premium high strength, low budget lager on a weekday evening, leading to slurred speech, plethora's of expletives, and general antisocial behavior but ensuring full trust in one's own capability to do the job the following day. Red Horsing usually is associated with some butter chicken dish.

'Sham, did you see Damo last night?'
'You mean Dame Laura Davies?'

'You wouldn't have said that to him last night, he was Red Horsing it and had the boxing gloves on.'
'Oh no, not again'

by Billy's Burgers June 27, 2024

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Gutter-horse

When someone lies and you can tell so you call them out.

Person 1: Yo check it out I just won the lottery.
Person 2: Shut your gutter-horse you incompetent fool.

by Memelord420dabdab June 05, 2022

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Trojan Horse Scandal

Islamists in Brimingham High Schools? Tell me something I didn't know!

"This school isn't infiltrated by hardline Islamists, is it Abdul?"

"No sir"

"Do you think it is part of the Trojan Horse Scandal Mohammed?"

"No sir."

"What about you Peter, you evil piece of infidel shit who's screams of agony in the fires of hell will help me reach orgasm when I make those 72 virgins the cheapest slags around?"

"... Allah Akbar?"

by Legolas Redbard November 30, 2015

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