chicken second

A measurement of time equivalent to the time it takes one to consume an entire rotisserie chicken in one sitting.

Person A: "Hey, how long until that movie starts?"
Person B: "Maybe like.. 6 or 7 chicken seconds?"
Person A: "Alright, cool."

by theamericanpickle March 10, 2026

30 second tor up

Is when a wife cheats on her husband with another guy who is gross himself and ends up with blue balls cause she didn't want to finish sucking his scaly dick

Wow your kidding she must know what to do to give you a 30 second tor up

by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024

Sloppy Seconds September

Sloppy Seconds September or SSS, is a challenge that starts with you finding a women who clearly just had sex, and you have sex with them. now to complete the challenge you need to do this every in September.

I think that Kyle is tring the Sloppy Seconds September challenge, he has been trying to have sex with that black girl who seems to have had sex in the last 5 minutes

by TheGrayGuy December 22, 2024

February Second

February second is national fuck a crush day. It’s the day to fuck someone you think is hot.

Today is February second! We get to fuck today.

by Joder27 February 2, 2025

Elizabeth Seton High School

Elizabeth Seton High School is located in Bladensburg, MD. Although Seton may not have the best sport we always find a way to beat the bummiest school in the WCAC also know as Bishop McNamara. Seton has great academics, great diversity, and the baddest girls. Speaking of diversity, Seton is the only school in the WCAC that hasn’t had a racism scandal. Believe that. Dematha, our supposed brother school, is weird and that is why half of our school roots for Gonzaga during their “rivalry” games. Also, stop calling us “whores on the hill”.

Girl: OMG, do you go to Elizabeth Seton High school??
Seton girl: Wait how’d you know!
Girl: Bc ur so hot!!

by setongirl February 7, 2025

honk setonk

F*ckb*y

A Honk Setonk truly gives great relationship advice

by who590? February 17, 2025

The Second Armenian Genocide

On March 23rd, 2025, Tigran suffered such an unholy massacre at the hands of Ben’s pieces that historians immediately began debating whether to amend textbooks to include "The Second Armenian Genocide." The sheer brutality of the onslaught left UN officials scrambling to draft a resolution, while chess grandmasters held a moment of silence in solidarity. Witnesses claim the board itself tried to resign out of sheer embarrassment.

Samara: Isn't the Armenian Genocide bad?
Ben: Which one? The Second Armenian Genocide was great!

by Ooby Bob March 23, 2025