This is a event that does not exist, straight people can’t understand that they don’t need a month because they will never be oppressed. August is august and it will never be your stupid little month!!!
by Laurie_myers July 21, 2022

by GCLOWNN March 28, 2008

All the kids these days are saying "that's whack" or "that's crazy."
There's a much better way to express that something seems amiss. I urge people to use this new term when something isn't right.
There's a much better way to express that something seems amiss. I urge people to use this new term when something isn't right.
Suzie has just told Bobby that he must stay at school an extra 2 hours to complete a project.
Bobby replies by saying, "That's straight up fakakta farms!"
Bobby replies by saying, "That's straight up fakakta farms!"
by Captain of Industry November 22, 2009

"Our new roommate Shinji, just went skydiving with the punks cuz he's a little crazy"
"That's straight from the fridge, dad."
"That's straight from the fridge, dad."
by roger the fabricator February 16, 2004

A person attracted to one individual, that superhe/supershe is capable of having possibility of sexualy reproduction.
- do you want to go on a date with me?
- only if you are wiling to accept that for the rest of my life I will be attracted only to you and my main focus will be drawn to having my own biological children.
- oh that's to much preshure, don't you want to try out first?
-no I do not, I'm Super Straight Monogamous and I'm only attracted to idea being attracted just to one person.
- only if you are wiling to accept that for the rest of my life I will be attracted only to you and my main focus will be drawn to having my own biological children.
- oh that's to much preshure, don't you want to try out first?
-no I do not, I'm Super Straight Monogamous and I'm only attracted to idea being attracted just to one person.
by Sezamaz March 11, 2021

The state of denial in which a person insists that they are not straight, because of the pressure of society possibly making them a minority. Or, you know, pandas.
"I can't even believe you would accuse me of being straight! I totes want to shag Miss X."
::stabzombiedie:: "Sure, Z. We all know you're straight like Julie."
::stabzombiedie:: "Sure, Z. We all know you're straight like Julie."
by So Not Chrystal. Oh noes. February 13, 2005

by Fritdiggitydogs February 7, 2018
