1 definition by So Not Chrystal. Oh noes.

The state of denial in which a person insists that they are not straight, because of the pressure of society possibly making them a minority. Or, you know, pandas.
"I can't even believe you would accuse me of being straight! I totes want to shag Miss X."

::stabzombiedie:: "Sure, Z. We all know you're straight like Julie."
by So Not Chrystal. Oh noes. February 14, 2005
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