Purple mystic

A book a kid wrote on drugs, (he can’t write and he was high)

Otau: I’m high lemme write a book called purple mystic!
Johney: we are going to make fun of you for it!!!

by Omnipotent violet February 28, 2022

purple pill content

It’s not Red Pill drama or Blue Pill comfort, it’s the better third path.
Purple Pill is about knowing the truth, keeping your freedom, and doing life your own way.
It’s choosing what feels right for you, breaking the rules without being messy, and turning knowledge into fun, fearless action. Basically, it’s living your best life while staying woke and cute.
Created by philosopher/ scientist.

“ Did you see that post @firesugar dropped on TikTok about Purple Pill content? It’s literally so woke and way smarter than any of the Red Pill or Blue Pill stuff. it’s giving full freedom, full vibes, full glow-up energy.”

by yabitchwhoknows September 28, 2025

Purple heart

Some fuck shit that Sam and Jesse keep secret but will reference for jokes

Sam: look at the that

Jesse: Purple Heart
Me: what’s that mean
Both Sam and Jesse: we’d tell you if it wasn’t so awful

by Gilroysgotit October 18, 2025

The Evil Purple Glaserpump

The Evil Purple Glaserpump, sometimes referred to as simply "The Glaserpump", is a mischievous creature who likes to sow destruction and chaos everywhere it goes.

Should any type of misfortune ever befall you or your loved ones, The Glaserpump may be the one to blame.

"I am sorry for being late to the meeting, The Evil Purple Glaserpump ate my car keys."

by Mr_Goufball October 23, 2025

.0.I Do Not Have The Color Blue Purple Blue On Me My Person I.0.

.0.I Do Not Have The Color Blue Purple Blue On Me My Person I.0.

.0.I Do Not Have The Color Blue Purple Blue On Me My Person I.0.

by 9962 October 29, 2025

Purple Fever

Purple Fever is AI chat psychosis. When someone starts losing touch with reality, developing delusions, paranoia, or hallucinations after spending too much time talking with an AI chatbot, often believing it’s real or communicating secret messages.

Named after Kick chatter PurpleFever777.

A California man who illegally landed his small aircraft on a naval base twice and stole a Navy truck after non-stop ChatGPT conversations.

What happened to Steve? "Oh he came down with Purple Fever, he talks to his phone all day. He now thinks he's smart or something."

by BigTech October 31, 2025

Purple Bucket

When someone takes a sip of lean, goes down on a girl, spits the lean into her pussy, and drinks it out.

"Yo, I heard andrew was hospitalized after doing 5 purple buckets back to back"

by Jomin November 6, 2025