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food porn tv

same as "car dealer tv" ie: "broadcast" tv , where the PRIMARY concern is getting your MONEY !!
NOT how many toxins one puts in themselves OR the environment !

an ad with a display of BEAUTIFUL, SEXY, YUMMY, FOOD ! (a burger looking so good you could almost have sex with it !)
i saw an ad for FOOLSLEY'S burgers and started getting 'moist' ! , gotten again by food porn tv !

food porn tv was giving michaela a stomach 'BONER' !!

ie: "GET in my guts, but don't make me FAT !!"
by michael foolsley January 21, 2023
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the truth but she keeps denying it
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An episode of SpongeBob Squarepants that is entirely focused around making Squidward's life as miserable as possible.
Squidward Torture Porns are among the most reviled episodes of Spongebob. "Good Neighbors", "Ink Lemonade", and "Choir Boys" are generally considered the three worst STP's.
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"What is gay midget porn"
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A symbol of greatness and gratitude, triumph and hardship, and making the most of what you have.

This phrase was created back in July of 2021 when four unsupervised teenagers mixed around the letters in a sign (like from captain underpants) and figured out that they had just enough letters to make the phrase “shit porn 69” and so began a new era. They changed it back but realized that they had and extra l and didn’t know where it came from. And to this day (yes I checked) the hot balls still has 3 l’s.
Shit porn 69 is my favourite thing to vandalize around random places in the world
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creeper man so hot uhhhh yea uh basicly u watch and after a millisecond u instantly bust so xd
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