dumb monkey

A stupid primate who swings from trees, shoves berries up his butt, and flings his poop at people.

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! the dumb monkey bit my nipple off!

by Shawn B. June 4, 2003

Monkey fucker

A person who is employed by a zoo or research facility to pleasure various primates so sexual tension does not build up to a problematic level.

Fifi is getting horny, she keeps putting bananas inside herself. Page the monkey fucker before the zoo opens.

by theeel February 20, 2008

spank the monkey

Spank the Monkey is the greatest internet game ever!

Lets play spank the monkey!

by Ryan Ramsey December 18, 2006

The New Monkey

A very bad club, in the shithole that is Sunderland.
A regular chav hangout, buy their tapes from the market for £3.
It should be shut down due to its obvious amounts of drug use and incredibly crap music.

person 1: Do you want to go to the new monkey?

person 2: fuck no, its in sunderland

person 1: oh no, not that shit hole.

by nu-metal lover November 21, 2004

bench monkey

someone who's only pourpose for having a fast computer is to sit around and say "HOLY SHIT I CAN GET 250000 in 3dmark 200x" It makes me sad

alex lawson is a bench monkey

by Jesus January 13, 2004

fucky monkey

When a woman wraps her legs around a man's neck like an upside down monkey and he supports her back with his arms while standing up. This sex position is ideal for maximum pleasure and adds to the effect of a woman's G-spot.

hey Italian Stallion! last night i was with matt and i wrapped my fucking legs around his fucking neck like a fucking upside down fucking monkey. and he fucked the shit out of my vagina!!! i'v ebeen sore for three fucking days now! HE IS AMAZING AT THE FUCKY MONKEY :D

by risque russian February 15, 2010

Goo Monkey

A Asshole on Xbox Live that decides to sale all his shit because he is a dumbass, then buys it back just to one up you all the time in whatever game you are playing.

Dude 1: WTF man how did you get on the leaderboards so high!!! You haven't even had a Xbox for like 5 months!!!
Dude 2: What can I say I guess I just have uber skillz and 1337ness.
Dude 1: No your just a fuckin Goo Monkey thats all!!!
Dude 2: Take that back mother fucker NOW!!!!!!

by Black Op August 27, 2009