El Tejon Middle School

About the crappiest ghetto school in Frazier Park. Its also so weird it starts in 5th grade. If you are in fourth grade and live in FP, Lebec, or Pine Mountain Club Do not go to this damn school its ghetto af. GO TO GORMAN dont go to el tejon

Bill: what school do you go to?
Joe: that shitty school El Tejon Middle School.

by i like to masterb8 June 8, 2018

Middle School

Hell, but on earth and for 6th-8th graders. All the popular kids are there to make you feel like shit. also the bus. You have to share a bus with high schoolers and they just torment 6th graders. And everyone says the f word at least twice a day. Also the homework and they hate it when you sneak on a game on your laptop/chrome book (if your district uses those)

5th Grader: “I can’t wait to go to middle school!”
7th or 8th grader: “Are you suuurrrre you want to go to hell because that’s what it sounds like.”

by Swag-o-Cato June 8, 2018

Middle School

The realm of Satan. Where monsters disguised as popular kids make you feel miserable for three miserable years! And when you finally find a good group of friends, they separate and leave you alone!

My Mom: How was your first day of middle school?
Me: Life is meaningless now.

by Timewarps_1 June 11, 2018

Middle School

Legal torture full of a bunch of dumb jackass boys and dumb jackass girls who think they rule the fucking world. Then some dumb teacher gives you a test and you fail it and you die and then you don't do any HW cause your too busy playing video games, watching Netflix and then watching youtube. (LEGAL TORTURE)

Girl: Wait up! Does this make me look fat?
Me: No, you're fine *go away*
Girl: Ugh those boys are so dumb.
Me: silence *I hate Middle school*

by EveNing1000 June 11, 2018

Middle School

A hell hole where teenagers have to deal with depression and rejection.

I hate middle school!

by ShadowTiger'87 April 17, 2018

Middle School

3 years that waste your childhood (maybe 2 or 4).
Pretty simple. Here it is:
1. Snitches patrol the campus
2. Test scores get really messed up
3. Teachers have favorites
4. Everyone is fake at some point
5. Lunch is a rip-off
6. Boys get fuck boy hair styles during the summer
7. 85% of the girls are hoes
8. Empty nicotine bottles everywhere
9. Teachers have no mercy
10. The school bus smells like ass farts
11. Noon duties during lunch are just old grumpy men/woman in their late 50's jealous that middle schoolers are young, so they don't let you do anything at lunch except sit and eat shit.
12. 6th graders are annoying (most of them)
13. There's a fortnite club
14. You get in trouble for bull shit
15. Parents overreact about your grades, then they send you to summer school

Enjoy!

Incoming 6th grader: "oh my gosh, i will never cuss or swear in my life ever. i will be myself, and not care what anyone thinks. my, i'm so excited to go to middle school!"

8th grader: "shut the fuck up."

by mel that big boy June 28, 2019

Mission Middle School

Gay ass school that is being modernized after like 60 fucking years. A couple rats, ho after ho and no real gangstas. vaping in bathrooms, weak ass fights. 98% beaners. Overall, it's a good fucking school and you won't regret spending 3 years of life here.

Foo 1: you went to mission Middle school ? shit how much per g
Foo 2: $8
Foo 3: fuck rats
Successful Student: I am surrounded by retards

by Diego soto June 30, 2019