Bird Law 

To claim that something is bird law is to acknowledge that a subject or predicament has unwritten rules that should be followed, usually pertaining to women.

Bill-Hey dude that chick was totally feeling you at the club...

Tod-Yeah but its bird law i have a girlfriend...

Bill- Can i have her number then?

Tod- Why?

Bill- Bird law dude...bird law

Bird Law by Theseeker3000 December 5, 2009

Crowder’s Law

The theory that the dumber your YouTube content, the higher your view count. Named after Steven Crowder, on the R.M Brown YouTube channel.

Dude, have you seen that video explaining how the sky is actually just a dome of smurfs linking arms? It got 5 million hits! Chalk it up to Crowder’s Law!

Crowder’s Law by MikeDiamond84 February 25, 2021

Garf's Law 

Garf's Law is a law used by people who extensively say phrases like "not funny didn't laugh" on people's memes, or people who just micromanage humor. This word is related to words like band kid and Normie for the reasoning that people who follow Garf's Law are quite unfunny. This definition came from the ifunny user "allhaillordgarfield" and how he would consistently comment "not funny" on people's profiles, even though a lot of users found him quite "unhumorous". The word was invented by the ifunny user "AnnoyingOrangeFanPage".

"Some dude just commented not funny on my meme."
"What does he post?"
"Cropped hentai and Twitter screenshots."
"Ah, Garf's Law at work."

Garf's Law by Miltank_ July 11, 2020

Cousin-in-law 

A person that hates you and thinks you are the devil; a jealous person who cant accept the fact that their best friend now has to be shared.

My cousin-in-law, JH

Cousin-in-law by angry fiance May 20, 2012

Constitutional Law 

A class in law school that is likely to induce fear, vomiting, and potentially a shitting of the pants the night before the final.

He totally freaked before the Constitutional Law final and puked all over the place.

Constitutional Law by Alan Shore December 20, 2008

Lemon Law

When a girl ain’t got no booty but she wearing them Lulu Lemons. She’s violating the lemon law!

Girl take them off, you violating the Lemon Law You gotta have booty to wear Lulu’s!

Lemon Law by M. Walker May 15, 2018

The Rule of Law 

An inevitable and unexplainable phenomena in which those of a bright skin complexion are attracted to those of a dark or darker skin complexion and vice-versa. It is a legal maxim in which no one is immune. Defiance of this rule will result in a devastating backlash in which the blasphemous relationship will not stand (i.e. break ups, cockblocking, impeded advances with either sex, etc.). It must be abided under any circumstances.

Dark skinned guy: "Man i just hooked up with this yellowbone man." -The Rule of Law

(Backlash) Bright skinned guy: "man i thought i was gonna get that bright girl, but all three of her black ass friends kept cockblockin me!" - The Rule of Law

The Rule of Law by Keggle Garbagio October 4, 2010