how to kill myself

you googled this atleast one time as a joke and see the helpline ands make the joke "they are gonna help me?" overused as fuck

"i googled how to kill myself and i got the helpline!"

by Joebiden REAL February 18, 2024

kill me dead

killing someone dead

retro: he just kill me dead
me:what?

by painallha December 8, 2023

Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Is Going To Kill You For Any Reason, So Please Believe The Transgressive Anagramic Notion

Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Is Going To Kill You For Any Reason, So Please Believe The Transgressive Anagramic Notion

Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Is Going To Kill You For Any Reason, So Please Believe The Transgressive Anagramic Notion

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025

Don't worry, we're going to kill you

Says Mike Isratel

Hym "DO NOT FORGET... To count the number of kids that die... And plaster that motherfucker on your forehead. You got a lot of room and the parents are going to need to know exactly who to kill. What you are doing there is the wrong response to what I'm going here. 'Don't worry, we're going to kill you' he says but what happens afterwards? We cross our fingers and hope we don't get too many of our own kids murdered. That's all we can do if we ommit the only non-getting-our-own-kids-killed option.

by Hym Iam December 17, 2024

Killing three idiots with one landmine

True story that happend in Cambodia that earned them the Darwin Award.Another version af killing two birds with one stone.

Well,they say you can take out two birds with one stone,or in this case, killing three idiots with one landmine.
- Be Amazed

by Ahadi2011 July 6, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>I Do Not Know What I Did To Deserve This But I will Kill YOu <.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Do Not Know What I Did To Deserve This But I will Kill YOu <.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Do Not Know What I Did To Deserve This But I will Kill YOu <.7.9.7.6.>

by 456AtabavA343 June 6, 2025

Killing Two Bodily Fluids With One Urethra

a play one words from the old saying, "killing two birds with one stone", but this expression is used to describe the act of trying to piss and ejaculate at the same time, which is not possible, yet...

"Welp. I tried Killing Two Bodily Fluids With One Urethra. But sadly, it is not possible."

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023