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Pee Wee and Jesus

A website that chronicles the life and adventures of Pee Wee and Jesus
Pee Wee and Jesus are best friends for life!
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by ReneFortuna February 18, 2005
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jesus titty fucker

Exclamation. When something goes wrong... either a limp dick during sex or experiencing extreme physical pain. A curse used in the most extreme cases.
(after gettting shot in the balls) or (stubbed in the toe) or (after making a surprise discovery)
Bob: "JESUS TITTY FUCKER!!!!!! my balls"
or
Mitch: "JESUS TITTY FUCKER! move this fucking furniture Jessica!"
Or
Butch: " JESUS TITTY FUCKER!!! That whore gave me AIDS! I thought it was weird she had a dick..."
by Alex Kondraki July 4, 2006
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JESUS CHRIST BANANAS

basicly a goofy way of saying holy shit
"JESUS CHRIST BANANAS dun scare meh like dat!!!"
by KityKat November 6, 2007
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defense mode jesus

When Jesus is threatened, he is known to go into this stance. He has much higher defense ratings, but he is much slower and vulnerable to crucifictions.
Omg Omg Omg!?!?! Is that Defense Mode Jesus?

Oh noes!!! Crucify him, and fast!
by KevBrainShaft November 4, 2007
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Jesus Tits on a Crucifix

Similar to Jesus Tits, but enhances the amount of exclamation.
by Red Tide Bar &Grill May 16, 2008
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Baby Raptor Jesus

An exclamtion used in the same way as "Jesus Christ". Derived from a rare enemy in World of Warcraft.
Man:Look at that 20 foot parakeet!

Dude:SWEET BABY RAPTOR JESUS!!!
by NathanielLiles November 23, 2009
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Jesus Hitler Christ

bob:jesus hitler christ
tom:what
bob:yes
by Hawtbitchtits December 27, 2020
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