jacob emerick

He broke up with me because I wouldn't let him rape me anymore, he litteraly looks like a Chinese person with them fucked up slanted eyes, his red hair got me fucked up and his dick never did the job, FUCK he's ugly and pulls ZERO bitches, p.s. he has like 3 STD'S cuz he's gay

Fuck Jacob Emerick

by Braiden fahrney November 21, 2024

Jacob's Phenomenon

The Jacob's Phenomenon describes the tendency to perform worse on a second attempt at a task, despite expectations of improvement. This effect can be attributed to overthinking, reduced adrenaline and focus, or pressure to replicate initial success. Neurological fatigue and natural variability in performance also play a role. For instance, a basketball player may sink a perfect shot on their first try but miss the next due to overanalyzing their form. While the phenomenon can be discouraging, it is typically short-lived, and consistent practice helps individuals overcome the dip and achieve steady improvement.

Oh, Luc you can't parry anymore? Must be "Jacob's Phenomenon".

by Lubis Perrier November 23, 2024

Jacob Morse

Sweet Jakey poo... so sweet and tasty.. mm

"Oh my god.. is that.. Jacob Morse?"

'quick! Suck his penis hair!"

by Goon Grabber November 30, 2024

Jacob Lash

Jacob Lash is an asshole.

"Yeah I play Jacob Lash, how can you tell" - World's greatest asshole

by ÞeDeadestOfLocks December 4, 2024

LIl Jacob Choo Choo Charles Chungus Beanz

Someone who is violently Zimbabwe flicker felching to Duke Dennis without a license while roleplaying Choo Choo Charles and Shin sonic.

"Oh that's Jayden but be careful, some people call him a Lil Jacob Choo Choo Charles Chungus Beanz."

by SkibidiPapuslover3 December 9, 2024

Jacob Wynn

This character is usually a short guy with oily skin, raccoon eyes and stringy hair. Lacks ambition and steals peoples personalities to portray as his own. Usually downlow but uses women as his beard because he has not accepted himself yet. He leeches onto women, leads them away from their loved ones, secludes them and drains them of their assets. Very manipulative and narcissistic behaviors.

Jacob Wynn is a character from a book written about women surviving college.

by callforsafety December 11, 2024

Jacob

A hot ass guy who will always make you blush and look like Bob the tomato. He's sweet and funny as hell but very dirty minded and makes a lot of dark jokes. He may seem dorky but he's a total freak in the sheets. He's a total chad and even though he thinks he's mid, he's literally the finest man you'll ever meet.

Woah did you see Jacob in those grey sweatpants? He sure ruffles my feathers and makes my loins loin!!!

by blanketsheetsdick December 12, 2024