you have a 99% chance to get a 99% chance

you need a 99 chance

but you have a 99% chance to get a 99% chance

by PugInARug July 3, 2025

Want to have to

That is a future tense assertion being used to describe a past tense action.

Hym "And do you know what I noticed? That. There is no 'want to have to' I didn't. It already occurred. You DON'T work hard. I got more out of binging 10 years worth of psychology lectures than you did sitting through how ever many years of bullshit college you went through and I DID MORE THAN YOU EVER EVEN COULD. That is the only reason you want to have a say in whether or not I get anything. You think you are better. You think there is someone more deserving. And there isn't. You did less and anyone you could think to name did less and by creating a functional AI that is capable of assisting with research I have done more for them that you have."

by Hym Iam January 13, 2025

Have it with mayonnaise

To push through an obstacle. To remain strong during a hard time.

"I was gon quit, but my mama ain’t raise no hoe so ima have it with mayonnaise.”

by castrated wormhole March 13, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>Cocaines Rewarding effect is not letting an individual know what have self-healed<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Cocaines Rewarding effect is not letting an individual know what have self-healed<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Cocaines Rewarding effect is not letting an individual know what have self-healed<.7.9.7.6.>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

I didn't have the opportunity

A classy way of saying, 'fuck you'

Friend: Did you or your friends get the vaccine?
Person: No, I didn't have the opportunity

by Chrisandra February 11, 2023

I have dead and co

Excuse to use when you need to get out of a prior commitment when you don’t want to say that you do not want to attend.

I can’t come to your pool party, I have dead and co.

by Cubix84 July 4, 2023

have a better

The term "have a better" is the kind of the same as the term "have a nice" but better!

Mr. Prain leaves work and says to Kevin, "have a nice!"
Mr. Kevin responds to Prain with, "you have a better!"

by K3vo86 March 23, 2021