No matter what he does, he just fucks everything up if he is around you. Keeps acting like a fuckwit near you when you are trying to get into the pants of some girl, spoiling the hunting for the night. Typically needs you to pull him out of a situation he created, where he was about to get the fuck punched out of him by those blokes at the pool table after he stood near them telling them how to play.
Mick thought he was on a winner for a fuck in the car park outside with Jacinta, when Deano rocked up and spilled his beer in her handbag, making her lose her shit so much she got her fat friend and left the club. Mick wanted to flog Deano, but then saw him trying to dry hump some bloke at the pool table, which was gunna turn fatal for Deano any second now. So Mick dragged his stupid cunt mate away from danger and said "mate, stop being such a hard core loser or you can fuckin walk back to Frankston".
by Reynard says July 21, 2017

A condition affecting a male doctor, generally on night shifts, when he wakes up to their pager going off and find that he has a raging hard boner and cannot mobilize until buddy calms down.
Nurse: Hello, did you get my page about patient Smith's fluid order?
Doctor: Yeah I'm cumming, I'm dealing with a PPH right now...
Nurse: PPH? Post-partum hemorrhage?
Doctor: Uhhh. Yeah.
Post-page hard-on (PPH)
Doctor: Yeah I'm cumming, I'm dealing with a PPH right now...
Nurse: PPH? Post-partum hemorrhage?
Doctor: Uhhh. Yeah.
Post-page hard-on (PPH)
by docjustincredible June 1, 2015

Have you felt those pecks?
Yea his Harry hard pecks!!
Wow He must be ripped have you heard they call him Harry hard pecks.
Yea his Harry hard pecks!!
Wow He must be ripped have you heard they call him Harry hard pecks.
by Rcc girls September 17, 2022

(n.) A kiss given by one of the most beautiful people on the planet. The kind of kiss in which two people are separated from the real world and its problems and are teleported to a point in space where it is just those two people.
(v.) To kiss someone way less pretty than you so well that you send then to a whole other dimension.
(v.) To kiss someone way less pretty than you so well that you send then to a whole other dimension.
Friend: Hey dude, why are you smiling so hard?
D: Oh man, Mia just kissed-me-so-hard-my-ears-popped. It was amazing!
D: Oh man, Mia just kissed-me-so-hard-my-ears-popped. It was amazing!
by laddie- October 14, 2018

by anonymous May 10, 2022

Being in a 69 position with the dude on the bottom wearing only a construction hard hat so that shit doesn't fall on his head
Bro: What did you do last night?
Me: After giving the Naked Hard Hat to my gf, we finally finished our 420 sex positions list!
Bro: Awesome!! *High Five*
Me: After giving the Naked Hard Hat to my gf, we finally finished our 420 sex positions list!
Bro: Awesome!! *High Five*
by nkdhrdhat October 7, 2017
