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Tourist Fucker 

A man or a woman who takes pride in having sex with people who are only in town for a short period of time AKA tourists.
While visiting Chicago last week, I met a really cool guy at a wedding. Too bad I later found out from my girlfriend that he is just a tourist fucker and he never really liked me.

Tourist; I had a really great time with you while on vacation in Chicago. I hope we can keep in touch after I go home.

Tourist Fucker; I don't think so, have a great flight home.
Tourist Fucker by Eye of Palpatine October 16, 2008
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Cheese Fucker 

Adjective

1.A word that refers to someone that constantly pisses one off

2. Someone who can't get enough pleasure from sexual intercourse with a human and resorts to fornicating with cheese

3. Your ex-boyfriend
Did you just steal my last tampon? Oh my god you stupid cheese fucker!
Cheese Fucker by LuckyLemon February 15, 2009
1. An old man with three titties and a massive drug addiction.

2. Someone who's hobbies contain oral sex, masturbation, and erection.

3. Oral sex.

4. Butt-fucking.

5. Pleasuring someone of your own species.
1. That fucker almost ran me over on my way back from the restroom.

2. That sexy fucker wanted his vibrator back but an old hobo stole it.

3. Will you have fucker w/ me?

4. I want to fucker you.

5. I started fuckering at the age of 17 and my mom wants her vibrator back.
fucker by katee March 12, 2004

skeeted up like a mother fucker. 

In Sulphur Springs, to be" Skeeted up like Mother Fucker" is to high as balls on cocaine.
according to qui-qui, they was" skeeted up like a mo-fucker " that night.

kidney fucker 

A person or thing that cuts a hole near a kidney then has sex with it.
Some doctors are such kidney fuckers.
kidney fucker by Kidney Fucker January 21, 2004
1. Someone who enjoys the process of fucking.
2. Insult
3. George W. Bush
1. The president is a fucker!
2. a Naked woman

in bed

with him

so he is a fucker
fucker by screwu October 20, 2007

Bambi fucker 

A 'Bambi fucker' is a person who makes exagerated groans/noises/OMGs at the slightest trusting through intercourse or oral sex. Usually caused by fridgity or to make it sound as if they are really getting in to it before any notable trusting occurs or stops before it even gets started. Whatever the cause it's fucking annoying - stop doing it for fucks sake.... seriously
Chad - Hey John it's really bugging the shit out of me, Tina's a real Bambi fucker.

John - Oh shit dude, you gotta ram that bitch hard, give her what for

Chad - Your right John, next time it's no foreplay, no wetcheck, straight in. Im gonna teach that bitch what for...
Bambi fucker by Bambi_Hater October 18, 2008