Green Dudes from Mortal Engines

A legendary friend group led by chaos general E. Molnar, infamous for their shenanigans and mischief at the one and only Tard House.
The Green Dudes from Mortal Engines aren’t just a squad — they’re a drunken lifestyle choice. Fueled by bottom-shelf liquor, 30-racks of cheap beer, and zero self-control, they specialize in bad decisions that somehow become legendary stories. Known for blackouts, late-night chaos, and waking up in places that defy explanation, they thrive on disorder, reckless comedy, and Molnar’s unholy talent for steering the crew straight into disaster (and staggering back out with another case of beer).

Woke up with Sharpie tattoos, an empty keg in the bathtub, and a traffic cone in the kitchen — yeah, the Green Dudes from mortal engines were here.

by A. Miller September 25, 2025

Black American English (BAE)

Black American English (BAE) is a legitimate, culturally rooted, and rule-governed dialect of American English that developed historically within Black American communities. It possesses its own consistent grammar, pronunciation patterns, vocabulary, and cultural expressions. Linguists recognize BAE as a fully developed and systematic variety of English—not as “slang,” “broken English,” or “incorrect English.” BAE is shaped by Black Americans’ linguistic heritage and the history of Black communities in the United States. As an ongoing cultural innovation, BAE functions both as a mode of communication and as a marker of identity, community, and artistic expression. Its distinct phonological, syntactic, and lexical features reflect the influence of Black American linguistic traditions, shaped by the sociopolitical conditions of enslavement and segregation, as well as the continuous creativity within Black American culture. Like any other recognized English dialect, BAE follows internally consistent grammatical rules and serves as a symbol of cultural identity, solidarity, and resilience. It has also significantly influenced broader American English through its impact on music, literature, slang, and digital communication.

Many linguists argue that Black American English (BAE) should be taught and understood as a legitimate dialect with its own rules rather than dismissed as informal speech.

by Jamel Flyte November 15, 2025

Petting the Engine

When a foamer falls in love with a steam engine and pets it erotically while the engineer watches in fear.

Please Johnny, stop petting the engine.

by firehawkwu6 December 5, 2025

Jaimon's Engine Eggs

-When someone (if you know you know) cooks eggs at the campsite and finger bangs them with his mechanic oil stained fingers instead of using a spatula.

"Her food preparation skills scare me so much I would rather eat Jaimon's Engine Eggs instead"

by slaytotheslayslay December 10, 2025

Unity 3D engine

A "godsend" that gives you the "PlayStation 2 development kit" onto your hands to enable you developing your own 3D games

Using the Unity 3D engine, I was able to whip up a playable prototype of my indie game in just a few weeks. It's a real game-changer!

by Emotional Cruiser January 9, 2026

A guy singing in a fake English accent!

What someone who hates Green Day says/thinks when they hear Green Day

Guy who likes Green Day “Do you even know who this is?”

Guy who hates Green Day “A guy singing in a fake English accent!”

by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy September 14, 2020

they're both written in English

An insult of bad adaptation of a previous work. Denoting the only similarities between the works being what language they were little were written in. First stated in the Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode “Village of the Giants” when shown it was based off HG Wells’s “Food of the Gods”

Batman versus Superman is just like the comics in that they're both written in English

by Mike Whittaked January 4, 2023