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The Donkey Only Shits at Noon

A metaphor for timing, basically saying the time must be right.
Trevor: Should I ask this girl out, she said I was cute?
Shawn: The Donkey Only Shits at Noon
by JPOEMMAMA January 7, 2022
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schnauze donkey

Descriptive term used to define male homosapiens located in or around the Middle Eastern territories, to identify the first facial characteristic your vision is drawn to
Man #1 What flavor full body Armenian hairsuit did that schnauze donkey have on that complemented his Drakor Noir so beautifully?

Man #2 : oh it was the brand new junior sized full body Armenian hairsuit!
by inspector banana hammock May 11, 2018
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Donkey shit

When a persons shit is so brown it looks like a donkey
“DAMMMMNNN! Yo shit looks like donkey shit!!”
by anonymous March 25, 2021
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Glass donkey

Glass Donkey is another word for big p*ussy, if you get called this…you’re living your life wrong and need to turn it around, Loser.
Doctor : Are you a virgin?
Jack : yes
Doctor : damn you don’t get no b*tches

Jack : dude I get girls

Doctor : sounds like you’re a little glass donkey

Jack : *dies*
by prideguy69 October 29, 2021
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Swamp Donkey

A very ugly, usually fat guy who hangs around in bars and clubs waiting to sexually assault females who are too drunk to defend themselves
by hermanator1234 January 29, 2015
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backwards donkey-whistle

when the dude has a long dick so much that you can suck it from behind his ass
she made me do the backwards donkey-whistle last night
im so sorry man :(
i need a divorce
by pheonixntr..... December 27, 2023
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Donkey dick

Donkey dick is a term used by certain folks in southeast Texas to name your favorite 32oz can of beer.
What a long day! I need a ice cold Donkey dick to get me started before I break into this 12 pack.
by thedupdownsouth October 21, 2018
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