Crack on with the snack on!

to partake in the eating of a meal, but do not wish to cook

crack on wiv a snak on clart??

U knows it!!

by trigger hollmore April 14, 2006

mexican crack shot

When you take a shot out of someone's ass crack.

Dude, I got this chick so drunk she took a Mexican Crack shot out of my ass!

by Randal Flagg November 30, 2007

crack ass bitch

someone who is extremely daft

that girl is a crack ass bitch.

by barneybitch May 12, 2019

Crack addict eyes

When is dishevelled and has eyes that are so tired you just know they have been on a lifetime of crack and/or heroin. In actuallity, the effect has like been achieved with a few weeks' poor sleep.

I can't go anywhere because people assume I have crack addict eyes. In reality I'm just a poor sleeper.

by greyshark7 May 17, 2011

Cracking my eggs

When something is really funny, it is "cracking my eggs".

"That joke is cracking my eggs."

by Togepi69 June 15, 2017

bum crack gravy

The inevitable consequence of a sweaty and badly wiped arse. Particularly common in Magaluf

Jay sus when i ran out of arse wipe this morning i never thought I'd be on this beach wiping bum crack gravy with the missus' t shirt

by Juicin' Mckracken-Stuff July 23, 2017

crack smuggler hat

A cheap hat, which, when put on, makes a large knob on top of your head. Generally baby blue, these hats are often quite humorous, especially if they are extremely high up. Named so because sometimes crack is carried within the knob.

Nigga Jim: damn, that guy must be carrying pounds of crack in that crack smuggler hat!

Wigger Jiminy: shit, son!

by Monklee March 17, 2009