Christian

Christian is a good guy. Also is very intelligent and I mean very very intelligent.

Oh he's at church. Yeah typical christian.

by Mr.Jiang October 23, 2020

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He/She/They are someone who is very charismatic, but mostly to cover up the fact that they’re not the most caring person. They hide their emotions deep down inside, and only show you what they want you to see. Needs an abundance of validation and affection before they give you any. The kind of friend that makes you feel good when they’re feeling bad because they don’t want to address their own problems.

Wow, Christian is acting super nice for someone who’s brother just died.

by Morgan-michellej November 23, 2021

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A sexy strong alpha male that pulls all the chicks and dudes he is a absolute unit of a man. And all the people love him he has a monster 16 cock and everyone wants to touch it

Oh look it’s Christian my cock is growing

Alejulia: He is so pretty and I love him

by Mateoisdad October 6, 2020

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Christian Girl abortion

When a good Christian Girl secretly, or not so secretly, partakes in drugs, alcohol, and risky pharmaceuticals while knowingly pregnant in an attempt to induce a miscarriage. Note: sometimes failure to miscarry can still be a success if it traps the father into considerable financial obligations to support the female partner for life and their disabled and mentally stunted child.

Kevin: Beth seemed totally strung out in church today. Is she on something? I thought she was preggers.

Todd: She had a big fight with Jim last week. She's probably doing a Christian Girl abortion.

by SecretSouthernSlang May 4, 2022

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