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Capitol Selfies

Selfies taken while breaching a Capitol Building and committing crimes therein which are often used as evidence of criminal acts by law enforcement or the courts. Bonus points if one is wearing a unique outfit or an identification card that makes it easy to identify them while they're taking the selfie
That idiot Bob took several Capitol Selfies in the US Capitol last week and now the FBI has submitted them as evidence.
by jesster79 January 12, 2021
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captain.jayden

If you have this name your probably lonely af
Person 1: he looks lonely as hell
Person 2: well his name is captain.jayden

Person 1: makes sense
by Lawswrld March 10, 2021
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Capitalist Gospel Guys

Religious leaders who accumulated wealth by defrauding, brainwashing masses or using the age-long adopted manual, princinples, precepts & books to buttress their motives having mastered its wherewithal.
1-4 of the super rich Capitalist Gospel Guys in the christendom are from Nigeria.
by Bomis Bakdel March 11, 2021
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Capitalist

Someone who lives in the capital of the country
"Dad, are we capitalists?"
"Yes, son, we live in Washington, D.C."
by joybabaramchandra March 11, 2021
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Captain Disgruntled

Mostly happy, but sometime extremely disgruntled!
Oh heads up Nathans got his Captain Disgruntled on today lol
by ORGANIZ3DCHA02 January 16, 2021
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Captain Crunch

When drunk people fall down or get messed up in their drunken state.
*drunk person trips over curb and smokes face on parking meter*
Joe - "Wow, that dude just captain crunched!"
by OSO_LOCO January 21, 2021
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Captain Mess

A legend!

One who destroys little green soldiers!
Captain Mess, loved by all, respected by done!
by Captain Mess January 23, 2021
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