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did you gamble away your own savings in an effort to learn how to play poker just to impress some guys you met at a bar last week, while cheating on your girlfriend?

it really is rare to meet a donkey these days
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In the sport of Disc Golf, any putt that hits the top band.

On yellow banded baskets this action produces a loud "Eeeeeee" sound which is followed by the crowd going "Awwwww". Originated in Gulley Park, Arkansas.

This led to a betting game (side bet) in which players keep track of "donkeys". The first person to hit the band with a putt gets a "d", the next to hit the band hits the "o" and so on until donkey is spelled...then..every "donkey" after that pays!
You hit a "donkey" and you pay everyone on your card.
"Nice donkey, pay up sucka."

"If that putt hadn't of hit that branch, we would've never heard that beautiful donkey"

Sometimes heard from several cards away...
"DonnKaayyyyyyyyy!!!"

The Donkey/Bailey game is played on the National Tour
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A scottish word for when someone is being very stupid or unfunny
Paul: Logan Paul is my favourite youtuber!
Thomas: shut up ya Donkey
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An overlord of waffles fuck onions and waffles will get free there fuck the farquad castle
by Donk420 May 12, 2023
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That one goofy lookin off brand horse mf
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A football (soccer) player with physical strength, but little ball control and passing abaility. A donkey tipically "hoofs" the ball. Is unskilled and gets angry when told the truth. Example: Lukaku
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