John Brown

A John Brown is when you go to Harpers Ferry and jump in the water were the Shenendoah and the Potomic rivers meet each other. Swim out to the center of this intersection and take off all your clothes. Next, you jump out of the water and yell, "JOHN BROWN!" thus exposing yourself to the three states of Maryland, Virginia, and West Virginia all at the same time.

"Me and my buddy got on either side of a woman in a raft and John Browned her. She didnt even see us coming!"

by A John Browner July 26, 2006

brown fever

An adjective to describe someone who has a particular fascination or attraction to Hispanic or Latin people of the opposite sex. They don't actually have to be from a foreign country, they just have to look like they are. They just have to have brown skin.

My friend: Emily, you really like 'brown' men. You prefer to date Mexicans and Latin guys. You learned Spanish and salsa dance.
Me: So?
My friend: You have 'brown fever'.
Me: I know. Deal with it.

by etuck01 August 14, 2006

Brown Mule

The act of inserting your penis into ones mouth after the performance of anal sex. Preferably done to hood rats, not your main girl.

Alex gave me a brown mule last night and I think I liked it!

by Wizard Sleve Steve February 25, 2009

Brown Bear

-a mixed person who is basically the shit. Loves to cuddle, plays drums, runs, lots of luck with the ladies, has great friends, can drink a lot, plays video games, and is in complete love with the James Bond movies.

"Hey who you hanging out with tonight?"
"Brown Bear dude, he's the shit"

by DrumFro612 December 5, 2011

pot brown

For one to committ the act of buggery in snooker terms

Pot the pink or pot the brown? (gay or straight)

by Lewis March 17, 2003

Doc Brown

1) n. The act of ruining the life of someone who lives in a different time zone than you.

2) v. To commit an act that screws up the day/week/month/year of a person residing in a time zone different than that of yourself.

1) "Betch, you totally pulled a Doc Brown when you posted those pictures of you and her ex on Facebook. Your 11am New York photos completely effed up her 8am California morning."

2) "You know, if you tweet that, you're gonna Doc Brown that chick into next Tuesday.

by Threat Level Midnight April 21, 2011

brown beard

As a man goes down on a woman she farts on his chin and gives him bad breath for the rest of the day. She then kicks him out and tells all of his friends that he has a small penis.

The foo got brown bearded. So none of her girlfriends would call him.

by F Man December 17, 2008